Sunday Sayings

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.


I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that."

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.


THANKS TO STEVEN WRIGHT FOR HIS HILARIOUS COMMENTS!!!